naturally a tighthead prop, but can play anywhere in the front row when called upon. This is his forth season for the old priorians and thirteenth playing for a st. benedicts based side.

20 year old Royal Holloway student. 

-Traditionally a Prop

-Started playing Hooker this season however 

I play prop- the pace man of the group really. left in 09 and eager to play wenever possible

Prop, winger

utility back, finished with university looking to enjoy a good season of rugby with a good club.

prop forward, tight head.

Matthew "Doyley" Doyle was always destined for greatness. Subjectively, he would argue this was achieved when playing for the U11's at the tender age of 9, however the more objective commentators at the Club claim they are still awaiting even the slightest glimpse.

Factfile:
Age - irrelevant.

Position - subject to change

Height - above average

Weight - below average

Signature Move - The Windmill

Most likely to be heard saying - "Miss one"

Least likely to be heard saying - "See you at training"

Strengths - Unknown

Weaknesses - Many


Awards: Greatest Unfulfilled Potential 1992 - 2012; Most Honest Face 2009 - 2010; Misplaced Trust Award 2010 - 2011.

ladies man

I left Bennies in 2007 as a legend and I still am. The majority of the lads call me ‘Big Gleese’. This isn’t because I’m physically large but it’s for my outrageous banter, drinking capacity, larger than life personality, tallywhacker and the fact that I don’t need to sleep with a diaper like my older brother.

I don’t care much for Rugby but I do love a lash up with the boys so I put my body on the line when I’m called upon just to scrape in on the socials. I generally play at Hooker but I would love opportunity to try my skills out in the backs. I come down to support the team whenever I can but that's just to get my hands on a free meal ticket because Hank’s filthy, Polish sisters cook an outstanding (if a little oily) Pasta Bake…

I am French,Iam working freelance as traditional carpenter.I am living in London since September 2009.
I have been playing for Nimes rugby club as winger and sometimes as alf scrum.
most of my time in France I ve been running 800 metre and 1500 metre as well as 3000.
I ve been looking for a club that I could join for trainning and maybe playing.
Iam about 180cm heigh and 68 kg.
I am running everyday,i will be very happy to have a chance to play with you.

Very old prop!

I came training last night and really enjoyed myself. I play Gaelic Football really but alway being interested in Rugby. I am a friend of Ben Jakeman who plays for you already.

"Ben Horan doesn't go hunting, as that presupposes the possibility of failure. Ben Horan goes KILLING."

An impact player for 80 minutes, Horan is deservedly considered by many OP pundits to be the complete second-row package. Never happier than when dancing the Five-point-fandango over the opposition's line, or securing turnover against impossible odds, Horan can always be found in the thick of the action. Friends and opponents alike are wont to refer to the 6' 5" powerhouse as the "Second Row Sasquatch," the "Mauling Marauder," the "Lineout Leviathan," the "Priorians Punisher," or simply the "Master of Disaster". His legion of female admirers however are more likely to refer to the Ickenham based hard man as the "Line-out Love Machine" or the "Lascivious Lock". Known as much for his off-field antics as his devastating forward play, Ben can always be found at the heart of any changing room banter or shenanigans, and is renowned for his ability to quoff prodigious quantities of throat oil in local hostelries with the chaps on club socials. All-in-all this dashing cavalier of the game is definitely one to watch, and an OP through and through. - E.C.

Best Dressed Player 2008-9, 2009-10, 2010-11, 2011-12

Tom is a utility back, and works as a personal trainer.

wing

2004 leaver. Having not played in 3 years I made my much anticipated comeback appearance against Old Streetonian 2s. I have been told an international career now beckons.

DOB: 08/04/88

Front row 1/2 preferred 2.

Like most front row, I reckon I can play anywhere, however this rarely if ever happens....

Play 9 / 2 / or 1.

British Citizen.

Nowhere near as hard as I look in this photo - I'm a big softie really.

Heartbreaking injuries struck me down in my prime but I firmly believe that I have one great comeback left in me. Chris Brown did it and so will I. 

Number one. Everyday. All Day. Believe it.

Played through school and Cardiff Uni 1st on the wing and centre.

Have been playing sporadically over the last few years but now keen to play full time again.

wing or 15

the french wouldnt let me play there so i moved back to UK to infect OPs with my massive keenness and lack of skill

Legend.

I left St. Benedict's in 2008 having played in the backrow for the 2nd XV.
I attended Exeter University where I played Rugby League.

Born Charles but generally refer to myself as Charlie - it's more laid back and I like to think it makes me more approachable. 

I have been assured i'm a late developer - so you'll better watch out, one day I shall have my revenge for the countless humiliations I have suffered.

2005 leaver. Normally play at 9 or 7

Wade Mk II.

Stronger, quicker, more intelligent, better looking and generally better put together than Mk I.

Looking to commit to a solid season with OPs.

Going into my last year at Leeds University. Play at 10/Centre.

Single male seeking female companionship. I’m a very good looking young man who loves to take long walks, beat up ninjas, test the acidity of fox urine and cosy winter nights by the fire. Really like a woman with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner prepared by none other than Mrs. Gleeson will have me wet with desire whilst she is wearing only what nature gave her. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. An outstanding flanker who taught Neil Back everything he knows.

Position: Second Row

Starting my 3rd season for the OPs, hopefully get some points this year.